Matt Powers is writer for ClickHole. His work has appeared on The Onion, Adult Swim, and other places that are good. He has been asked several times but refuses to leave your driveway.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Yeast Infection
Inbread Family
Gluten Gluttony
How Stella Got Her Ass Back
Rot in Hell, Dr. Robert Coleman Atkins
Duck’s Choice
Pinching a Loaf
Pantera Bread