Matt Powers is a contributor to The Onion, Onion Sports, and Onion News Network. He is the editorial/writers assistant at Adult Swim dot com. He used to work as writers assistant and contributing writer to Onion Digital which brought to the world delights like "Sex House" and "Lake Dredge Appraisal". He has been asked several times but refuses to leave your driveway.


How Much Money You Need To Realistically Recreate The Scrooge McDuck ‘Gold Coin Swim’

Article I wrote for “The Billfold”, a great new website that will legitimately answer all your questions about your finances. This link is not indicative of the wealth of actual, real information available on this website, which is wonderful and you should read it. Almost all of the articles are not about calculating avian wealth.