Matt Powers has turned over several trashcans in your driveway not because he's a prankster but because he loves you and doesn't know how to show how. Also, he's hungry.

 

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i would just like to note that there is a niche of long face lovers out there many people consider cameron to be superior to ferris. But also I take umbrage at your comment about Ryan Gosling not being the best actor. Clearly you have not seen Half Nelson or Lars and the Real Girl because the hype is not all undeserved

Your preference of Cameron to Ferris is 100% the byproduct of Mr. Ryan Gosling and the strides he’s made for the community. You would be imprisoned for treason had you said the same thing in 1986. God, what a man.