February 2012
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Still need to figure out how to stay for free in...
iamkellymurphy:
me: wait how will we stay for free in begas
Matthew: lou begas’ apartment?
kelly lou is a friend but I have to say don’t get too hung up on him. he carouses with many women
me: vegas jesus christ
Matthew: Jessica, Monica, the list goes on
Sandra in the sun
me: i want candy
Matthew: that’s your second inadvertent early 2000’s pop hit reference of this gchat
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Friday Morning Band Name!
It’s Friday morning on Matt Powers Won’t Leave Your Driveway so that means it’s time for another installment of Friday Morning Band Name! As always, feel free to use this name for your band free of charge, royalty, copyright, and acknowledgement. The only thing that I ask is that if you ever win a Grammy, please thank ‘The Lazer’ in your acceptance speech. That would...
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America, Number One In Pageantry Again
If you thought this year’s Super Bowl was about a football game between the New England Patriots and the New York Giants, you are gravely mistaken. Super Bowl XLVI was merely a staging area for the most indulgent, dazzlingly-choreographed, beautiful-in-all-its-excesses half time show. More specifically, it was a reply to the 2008 Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Beijing—a message to the...
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Anonymous asked: i would just like to note that there is a niche of long face lovers out there many people consider cameron to be superior to ferris. But also I take umbrage at your comment about Ryan Gosling not being the best actor. Clearly you have not seen Half Nelson or Lars and the Real Girl because the hype is not all undeserved